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Abby, 16, i want to die


I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments. 

(Source: lilithluciferous, via guideme-home)

every episode of scooby doo

guy:something spooky's happening
fred:k we'll come check it out
fred:daphne, velma come with me
daphne:lol okei
shaggy:but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma:shut up you two
shaggy and scooby:*run into monster*
shaggy:*oblivious to everything*
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 1*
shaggy and scooby:*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred:what happened?
velma:uh oh
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma:my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster:*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma:thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 3*
monster:whoops i tripped
scooby:i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred:oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy:and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog






i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?


(via too-much-pain-to-handle)

Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

This is so fucking beautiful. I’m crying. Gawh

(via lojo1815)

(via con-ceal)

Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine.



singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera


(via its-all-liess-darling)

Starinagalaxy (via starinagalaxy)

(via life-aint-no-wonderland)

The only food
You should cry about
Is that ice cream you dropped when you were 5
And the beauty of your wedding cake
But now you associate food with calories
And calories with self worth
So now you cry about food because you know you need it
But you can’t eat it
because the higher your calorie count
The lower your self worth
You need to remember that calories are merely the energy
Used for you to
study for finals
Say I do
Walk down the aisle
smile at your newborn baby
And live
So next time you are crying about food
realize that food is life
But life is so much more than food
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